Dogwhistle Watch: Medal of Freedom / Elvis Edition

Well, as they say, if you hear the dog whistle, you're the dog...
Isn't it funny how all the most important progressive stuff is undetectable? Dog whistles, structural *-ism, nanoaggressions, our secret, deep gender-selves, "implicit" bias...
There's a demon...an entirely undetectable demon....in my wristwatch...