GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS

...looks freaking terrible.
Shitty sci-fi/disaster movie checklist:

Global warming: check
Something something Earth's immune system/humans as sickness: check
Plot that simply cannot make sense no matter what: check
Try to make up for this by casting trendy actor who was in a somewhat sci-fi-ish thing once: check
Air superiority fighters fly two feet from giant monsters because just lighting the damn thing up with stand-off munitions would be boring: check
No A-10s or B-52s in this world: check

I'll pass: check