Progressives are Bad At Reasoning

Where did this modified bat virus come from??

Well, one thing's for sure--it didn't come from the bat-virus research lab located in the same city where the virus first showed up in the population... That's one thing we can definitely rule out.

How come the violent crime rate spiked suddenly?? And right after we started rioting against the police and getting all those violent criminals put back on the street.

I guess it must have been the pandemic...somehow...

Ok, how on Earth did this bag of coke end up in the White House? Who could have carted that in? Like, one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? The Secret Service? Pelosi was traipsing around in here the other day, wasn't she? At least we can rule out the President's known-coke-fiend, idiot and criminal of a son...he's obviously above suspicion...