Saturday, May 11, 2019

The Wall Dialectic: The Blue Team Will Not Be Outdone

The fact: we need some more border fencing.
Trump's nutty extremist response: WE NEED A BIG, BEAUTIFUL CONCRETE WALL ALONG THE ENTIRE BORDER FROM SEA TO SEA MAGA!!!
Can't get nuttier than that, right?
Dems: hold our kombucha...: All border barriers...and, in fact, all walls whatsoever...are immoral; we should tear down the fencing we already have. And, of course, though we aren't actually endorsing completely open borders [turns to the left and winks]...well...we're not not endorsing them, either. From now on, we should build only bridges. Hey hey! Ho ho! Flat vertical surfaces supporting roofs have got to go!
Yeah, you can subtract all the sarcastic hyperbole from that last bit and still have a position that's way, way more than twice as crazy as Trump's nonsense.

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