Paging All Hamassholes...Please Call Your SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

I've always been pro-Israel...even though I don't think they're a very good ally. I'm just a philosemite, like most red-blooded American boys of my generation. And [insert well-known arguments] so I'm an intuitive philoZionist. Because the Holocaust. Also the terrorism. And yes, I realize that those are not exactly unassailable reasons. But I'm just being honest here.

   At any rate, I'm also going to admit that I was very, very happy to hear about the exploding pagers.

   LOL typical Mossad, amirite?

   I'm not making arguments here, I'm not considering arguments on the other side, I'm just reporting my gut-level reaction. I'm not proud of it, I'm not ashamed of it, I'm not anything of it.

   Just reporting.