Times-Compost Watch: Orange Man Bad. In Other News: That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie; And With Strange Eons, Even Death May Die...

Gosh, it's so weird that everything comes back to Orange Man Bad... It's basically a CONSPIRACY THEORY, when you think about it...

I'm not even going to link that that piece of shit propaganda organ.

The Times is equally bad. I'm not even sure why two of them are needed. Why not just have a grand unified Pravda? Or is one of them Izvestia?

In today's Orange Man news: Orange Man Bad!

Apparently Orange man had "largely" (lol weasel words are fun!) peaceful protestors driven from Lafayette Square with the lash, then lined up and shot, then had their still-writhing bodies dragged into St. John's, then he walked there dressed in rune-covered robes, and with a flaming copy of the Necronomicon, and set the church ablaze, then cavorted naked around the pile of flaming church bodies shrieking Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! accompanied by the music of mad, otherworldly pipers which could be heard coming from behind the dimensional veil. Then he went and ate some pizza with a fork and had a diet coke.

Man, that orange man...is he bad or what?