Behold, Our Academic Betters: Holyoke Professor Charged In Grisly Attack On Colleague

Ehh...I'm gonna pass on this one.
Also, I'm not the kind of philosopher who has anything interesting to say about anything. I'm the kind of philosopher who can't stop noticing that this sentence is ambiguous:

Hachiyanagi allegedly told the victim that she’d loved her for many years and that she should have known.