How To Be Your Own Ministry Of Twitter Truth

Are you a progressive journalist (or, really, a progressive anybody) on Twitter? Are you vexed by the ever-changing terminological and ideological fashions of the left? Do you realize that last year's woke is this year's problematic? Do you realize that you've tweeted stuff in the past that will get you mobbed by progressive crazies today should they notice it? Are you too groupthinky to reject such nonsense and leave the cult? Did you think that 1984 was "kinda Utopian or whatever, really, if you think about it"? Do you need someone to explain really basic searching and deleting?
   Well, then, here ya go I guess.