Sore Loser Watch: Secession Edition

Well, there's this.

Because, you see, real Americans don't particularly like America. They pine away for the days of the Confederacy, yammer mindlessly about another revolution, and whine about seceding upon losing an election.

What a bunch of pantywaists.

Oooh, boo hoo our (absurdly terrible) candidate lost to a (reasonable, sane, largely centrist) Democrat. Boo hoo hoo we want to run away and join the circus.

This is mostly just a puerile temper-tantrum, of course. Unseemly in the extreme...

Hell, as others have said, we'd be better off without most of 'em.

Though I think the red states have most of the nukes...