Fever-Swamp Report: Drudge

I rarely peek into the foetid fantasy world that is Drudge, but I just peeked in there last night to see what was happening on Parallel Earth...

Turns out that the entire east coast of the U.S. has become a Road-Warrior-esque wasteland in Sandy's aftermath...starvation...gunplay...total chaos. No word on why the invisible hand has not stepped in to do its thing...  Other than that, it's ALL BENGHAZI ALL THE TIME, what with the embassy attack being WORSE THAN WATERGATE and all.

That's a sick sad man that Matt Drudge...