All the Brainiacs Predict Obama Win
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There is some horrible, amoral, cosmic sense in which it would be funny if Mittens won... Just like there'd be some horrible, amoral, cosmic sense in which it'd be funny if an asteroid hit us just before CNN declared the winner...
I mean, imagine the wild Dionysian revelry in the fever swamps if they were to pull it out... Not only would they have defeated the Antichrist and gotten their Mittens, but they'd have shown all them pointy-headed 'lectu'ls who the smart ones really was.
My God. What a nightmare vision.
If it comes to that, I hope Great Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh and eats the whole shebang instead.
There is some horrible, amoral, cosmic sense in which it would be funny if Mittens won... Just like there'd be some horrible, amoral, cosmic sense in which it'd be funny if an asteroid hit us just before CNN declared the winner...
I mean, imagine the wild Dionysian revelry in the fever swamps if they were to pull it out... Not only would they have defeated the Antichrist and gotten their Mittens, but they'd have shown all them pointy-headed 'lectu'ls who the smart ones really was.
My God. What a nightmare vision.
If it comes to that, I hope Great Cthulhu rises from R'lyeh and eats the whole shebang instead.
posted by Winston Smith at
2:37 PM
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