Back Home, We Had a Word For People Like...
...this, the standard term being "backwards-ass country f*cks."
We may have been country, but we weren't ignorant Neanderthals like these assh*les.
...this, the standard term being "backwards-ass country f*cks."
We may have been country, but we weren't ignorant Neanderthals like these assh*les.
posted by Winston Smith at
6:58 PM
9 Comments:
Oh holy christ.
You know, it's just ... as bad as I think it is, it's always worse than I think. Terrifying.
IF YOU SAY ONE MORE BAD THING ABOUT NEANDERTHALS...I...I...
MYSTIC SMASH!!!!
LLLOOOLLL
Now you're like those Geico commercials.
If only I were defending Neanderthals because I were one..
Then I'd be awesome^max. And I'd just come shake your hand and CRUSH your BONES with LITTLE TO NO EFFORT.
Except I wouldn't because I, with my 30% larger Neanderthal brain, would have long since transcended wrath as a reaction to your pitiable misunderstandings about my kind.
TVD would probably be dead though.
Too bad chimps killed off all the Neanderthals...
That free ass-kicking is looking more and more appealing.
When was the expiration on that coupon?
I checked, and it appears to say:
"Expires upon provider's admission of owner's total and extreme superiority over the provider in every aspect of provider's life, rendering the provider morally obliged to take orders from owner henceforth."
Not 'til Hell freezes over, then...damn.
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