When Republicans...Almost...Get Laid

Read this story.

You will not be disappointed. It's the heartwarming story of a conservative douchebag (excited, for example, at the prospect of a McCain presidency because it would mean "less taxes and more war" and eager to invade Iran and then plunder its resources to reimburse ourselves for our noble effort), and what happens when he comes as close to getting laid as he ever will.

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving asshat.

(via Andrew Sullivan)