Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'...Trump on Taking Over Greenland, Canada, and the Panama Canal

Don't get me wrong...this kind of shit is why he shouldn't be President...

And theoretically I don't think it's funny.

Theoretically...

But I have to say, I do, in actual fact, enjoy how easy it is for him to provoke hysteria in the media.

Note also that they're still pretending that there were guns at the Capitol Riot.

To be clear: there weren't.

Or, to be more precise: the number of guns at the riot was so laughably small that it rounds down to zero.

Q: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ZIP TIES REEEEEEEEE?????

Q2: AND THE FART SPRAY???

A: Shut up, commie.

You cannot get that many rednecks together with fewer guns than that...The amazing thing is how few there were. But the left and the media thinks that there being, like, a revolver and half or whatever is enough for an insurrection. [1] [2]

Still tho.

The lulz absolutely do not justify this sort of bad behavior, Mr. President...er...Elect...!

I disapprove!

[1] tm

[2] REEEEEEEEE