Michael Goodwin: Pray for Trump to Win in a Landslide

Well, I guess.

   Though even if I were the praying type...and even though I think the alternative is truly terrible...I'm not really sure it's something I'd pray for...

   What would that prayer look like, anyway? 

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please smite the blue team with a red-team landslide so that the nutty bad Orange Man winneth, because fuck those other guys I'm sick of them...

Your Friend,

WS*

* Yes, I realize that Goodwin's point isn't really about prayer.