PC Climate Hysteria And The Most Democrat Question Ever; Or: How Does It Make You Feeeeel That We're All Going To Burn To Death Next Tuesday?

So Saint Greta of Thunberg--a kid with, as I understand it, a 9th-grade education and no particular expertise in climatology--testified before Congress about climate change. Her shtick consists of overwrought, fervid denunciation of her elders and smarters for failing to take extraordinary steps to combat Lord Voldemort the climate apocalypse.

   Representative Katie Porter (D (of course) - CA (of course)) said that her daughter said that "the Earth is on fire and we're all going to die soon." Porter then asked her daughter how that made her feeeeel .... and, uh, she understandably said that it pissed her off. (My paraphrase.) If she's nine and she really believes it, it also probably terrifies her--but Porter didn't report that. So who knows? 

   So: Porter asks St. GoT what she should tell her daughter--in order, y'know, to make her feeeeel better about the End of Days:

“And I asked her how that made her feel, and she said that it made her feel angry,” Porter continued. “What should I tell my daughter and how should I help her and the youngest generation bear the emotional toll of the actions that we’re taking, fossil fuel companies are taking to destroy our planet?”

This is the most progressive-left-Democrat question of all time. Oh, revered child spokesloon, I advertise to you my virtue so that all may hear! My questions is about teh feelz! Feelz most virtuous! The feelz of a child! I beseech thee, oh other child, to instruct me on how to feel about what to say to my kid about her feelz and how to make all the feelz appropriate to a feel-time such as this when EVIL WHITEMALE FOSSIL FUEL COMPANIES AND CAPITALISM AND SHIT ARE DESTROYING OUR PLANET AND BURNING OUR CHILDREN ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE WITH NO REGARD FOR THEIR FEELZ ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER!!!!!1111

   Now. Porter must believe this utter nonsense, else she'd just tell her daughter that it's all bullshit. Well, that or she's doublethinking, and thinks that maintaining the dogma is more important than her daughter's fear. Which, again, she does not explicitly reference. So the whole thing may be made up. Which...look: if she did believe it, I doubt she'd be fretting over her kids' feels. She'd be doing everything possible to avert their horrible and imminent deaths. But either way it's bad. Either this Congresswoman believes patent nonsense, basically because she doesn't think that being a Congressbeing obligates her to read even one book on what, by her lights, ought to be the biggest crisis in human history and certainly the biggest of our lifetimes. Or she is bullshitting the nation in order to get the Green New Socialist Jobs Program passed. Or she's engaged in doublethink like a good little totalitarian apparatchik. None of those is good, needless to say.

   RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT!