NEW SUPER-DUPER DEADLY UK BATFLU VARIANT ON UNSTOPPABLE TRAJECTORY TO KILL EEEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRYYYYOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE.......

NEW DEADLIEST SUPER-TRANSMISSIBLE SUPER-DEADLY UK B117%$##/COV-&+@!/SLASH-LMNOP DEFINITELY-NOT-FROM-ANY-SPECIFIC-PLACE BECAUSE DEADLY STIGMATA!!! BATFLU VARIANT OF D00000M DEADLY CALLING YOU RIGHT DIDDLY-DO-DEADLY NOW AND IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!111111

The important thing, of course, is that you stay afraid...