Sunday, April 25, 2021

Flat Screen, Flat Screen On The Wall, Which Is The Crisisest Of Them All? Or: Climate Apocalypse vs. Ubiquitous Racism SMACKDOWN!

So, wait a second...if all life on the planet hangs in the balance...and can only be saved if we do the near-impossible (reduce carbon emissions to paleolithic levels or whatever)...shouldn't that be our number one priority? Shouldn't it eclipse everything else? Shouldn't even the righteous arsony cleansing of all those white supremacist businesses in Minneapolis (and all those other places) matter...y'know...carbon-wise? Shouldn't absolutely every other issue no matter how near and dear even to Woketarians be put on the back shelf until we've done absolutely everything possible to save "the planet"?
   Surely even the pervasive systemic, systemic super-racist systemic super-awfulness of the USA should not distract us right now when we face THE GREATEST CRISIS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND PEOPLEKIND...right?
   Well, as I've said before, if progressives really believe in this farce they ought to shelve all the other farcical things they believe in and tell the Pubs that they can have anything else they want (for right now) if they'll agree to a massive decarbonization initiative. But they're not doing that. Of course. Because they don't really believe this climate shit. I mean...they believe it like they believe that Caitlyn Jenner is a woman... That is: they believe it enough to shriek their heads off at you for "misgendering" him...and to genuinely think you are a moral criminal for believing that he's a dude... But they don't believe it enough to have sex with him or anything. And climate-wise: they don't believe it enough to stop having children, nor to give all their money (or even 5% of it) to decarbonization efforts...
   They certainly don't believe it enough to ask BLM to hold off for 9.5 years until the fate of the Earth is decided. Nor enough to ask BLM honchos to give that $95 million they collected to save the world. Nor enough even to ask them to stop accumulating mansions... 
   And, not that it would make much sense, but: they also don't think that racism is such a crisis that it warrants diverting attention and resources away from the Climate Hysteria Project... 
   So I guess neither crisis wins the smackdown... Just like when the Hulk fought The Thing...

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