Impeachment Fever, Catch...No, Wait...This Is The PRE-Impeachment... Impeachment Fever Fever--Catch It!

If Trump were wilier, I'd say this was kind of a rope-a-dope. 

But I guess it's a dope-a-dope.

To quote the great ponderer of (im?)ponderables:

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”