"Drag Queen" Exposes Himself To Kids At "Drag Queen Story Hour"

Gosh, how could anyone see this sort of thing coming? How could such a thing happen at such a wholesome event--an event having absolutely nothing to do with the weird sexual predilections?
   You can be against repressive sexual mores without being a complete goddamn idiot about it, you know.
   In fact, progressivism in general is what you get when you abandon the idea that it's possible to be a liberal without being a complete goddamn idiot about it--for basically any value of 'it.'