Fake (Pipe Bomb) News

Boy, CNN-or-MSNBC...whichever it was I just had the misfortune of seeing on the teevee...sure was working hard to crank up some fake-pipe-bomb hysteria. You may not realize this, but PEOPLE ARE TERRIFIED BY THIS ACT OF TERROR-Y TERROR!!!!111
   Imagine how bad it would be if these things could blow up. Or even, like, smolder a bit.