Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Rush Limbaugh, Liberal Dupe; or: Obama Didn't Manipulate the Forecast, He Changed the Path of the Hurricane

So it looks like Rush "Big Pharma" Limbaugh is now a member of the lamestream media.

Here's a synopsis of his leftistcommieliberalsocialist take on Issacgate.

Can you believe the credulity and naivete and socialism of this guy? He probably sold out for the free Viagra under Obamacare...


I'm, not saying that Obama altered the hurricane forecast...I'm saying that he may have altered the path of the hurricane itself.

I mean...would it be irresponsible to speculate about this?

It would, as I think you realize, be irresponsible not to...

Now, some say that he used his Antichrist powers to do it...though I'm not saying that. Of course reasonable people can disagree about that...but I'm pretty sure that he used secret government weather control technology. My sources tell me that this can be done by fluoridating the ocean ahead of the hurricane and using a fleet of black helicopters to blow the hurricane in the desired direction.

Though I'm not ruling out that Antichrist thing.

Now, some say that it's time to get our muskets, get behind the split-rail fences, and shoot this Democrat storm when it makes land fall. Others say that Obama is going to use this as a pretext for letting the UN come in and take all our guns, knives, pointy sticks and baseball bats, after which we'll be forced to play cricket or some other faggy French-sounding game like croquette or something..except they'll probably take all the croquette hammers or whatever they are, too, and make us play...I don't know...charades or some other other French-sounding game instead. And so we should wait and shoot the UN instead of the hurricane. Others say other things that are even harder to understand...

Me, I am not saying any of these things...though I'm not not saying them, either, if you know what I mean and I think you do...


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