Obama = Bad
Olympics Edition
So it goes without saying that the fever swamps will say the is bad for Obama to go to Copenhagen to try to get the Olympics for Chicago. But why is it bad? That's the only thing as yet undetermined.
My powers of imagination are in no way equal to those of the denizens of said swamps...but here are some suggestions:
He's only doing it because it's Chicago...and Chicago is bad
It shows that he's vain because...he...um...thinks is is influential.
There are other things he should do instead.
And it should go without saying that it says something bad about him if he fails....and also if he succeeds.
If he fails:
He's a failure
His presidency is a failure
He's vain because he's not as persuasive as he thinks he is.
He's not persuasive enough
If he succeeds:
It just shows how enamored Europeans are of Obama...and anything Europeans like is bad.
He should have done something else with the time instead.
It's some kind of Chicago politics thing where he like bullied them or something
They expect some quid pro quo
But you can be sure it's bad, bad, bad, however it turns out.
Olympics Edition
So it goes without saying that the fever swamps will say the is bad for Obama to go to Copenhagen to try to get the Olympics for Chicago. But why is it bad? That's the only thing as yet undetermined.
My powers of imagination are in no way equal to those of the denizens of said swamps...but here are some suggestions:
He's only doing it because it's Chicago...and Chicago is bad
It shows that he's vain because...he...um...thinks is is influential.
There are other things he should do instead.
And it should go without saying that it says something bad about him if he fails....and also if he succeeds.
If he fails:
He's a failure
His presidency is a failure
He's vain because he's not as persuasive as he thinks he is.
He's not persuasive enough
If he succeeds:
It just shows how enamored Europeans are of Obama...and anything Europeans like is bad.
He should have done something else with the time instead.
It's some kind of Chicago politics thing where he like bullied them or something
They expect some quid pro quo
But you can be sure it's bad, bad, bad, however it turns out.
1 Comments:
Or, as John Cole said, "You know who else hosted an Olympics? Hitler."
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