Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Obama = Bad
Olympics Edition

So it goes without saying that the fever swamps will say the is bad for Obama to go to Copenhagen to try to get the Olympics for Chicago. But why is it bad? That's the only thing as yet undetermined.

My powers of imagination are in no way equal to those of the denizens of said swamps...but here are some suggestions:

He's only doing it because it's Chicago...and Chicago is bad

It shows that he's vain because...he...um...thinks is is influential.

There are other things he should do instead.

And it should go without saying that it says something bad about him if he fails....and also if he succeeds.

If he fails:

He's a failure

His presidency is a failure

He's vain because he's not as persuasive as he thinks he is.

He's not persuasive enough

If he succeeds:

It just shows how enamored Europeans are of Obama...and anything Europeans like is bad.

He should have done something else with the time instead.

It's some kind of Chicago politics thing where he like bullied them or something

They expect some quid pro quo

But you can be sure it's bad, bad, bad, however it turns out.

1 Comments:

Blogger Joshua said...

Or, as John Cole said, "You know who else hosted an Olympics? Hitler."

9:04 PM  

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