Planet of the Red Apes
or:
Stalin: Crazy Motherf#*%er
Like me, you may be sulking around about how crazy and aggressive the U.S. has become, and about the depressingly low quality of our current leaders.
So here's something to compare us against that might lift your spirits: the old Soviet Union was not just WAY crazier than us, but WAY, WAY crazier than us...
Um...is this a joke? This can't be for real, can it?
or:
Stalin: Crazy Motherf#*%er
Like me, you may be sulking around about how crazy and aggressive the U.S. has become, and about the depressingly low quality of our current leaders.
So here's something to compare us against that might lift your spirits: the old Soviet Union was not just WAY crazier than us, but WAY, WAY crazier than us...
Um...is this a joke? This can't be for real, can it?
posted by Winston Smith at
9:19 AM
1 Comments:
Not only is it not a joke, scientifically, it might have even worked. I know that we're close enough genetically to certain apes where crossbreeding isn't out of the question, but because human experimentation is such a taboo, nobody's formally investigating the possibility (which is good).
Of course, there's a world of difference between "we may be able to create a drooling, disabled, genetic crossbreed" and Stalin's army of "invincible ape-warriors."
---Myca
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