F*ck a Duck

Man, farm animals are to Bill O'Reilly like Jessica Alba is to me: a source of quite considerable fascination. Apparently not content with having flings with falafel and loofas, BO'R is now focused on goats and ducks. In fact, there's some evidence that this voyage of self-discovery has brought group sex with single-celled organisms into his sights, given that he has begun warning about the dangers of (note: I am not making this up) "poly-amorphous" marriage.

(Media Matters, via Atrios)