Tree Equity, Bigot!

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Oh and: facepalm.

Oh and: trees are great. But these people have an ability to make even good ideas sound bad by slapping their all-purpose, stupid-ass jargon on them.

Though, to be clear: this isn't going to reduce crime, and no one can seriously believe it will.

Though, in the long run, having trees around is better than not having trees around. So, y'know...couldn't hurt...