Astronomer Recants Counterrevolutionary Use Of Data; Retracts Paper

Appeals to evidence in hiring decisions can harm women (of all sexes, genders, species, and metaphysical status) and minorities. Dr. smarty-pants regrets his counterrevolutionary thought, withdrew his paper and put his book on pause. 

But we are not living in a time of progressive Lysenkoism, and any suggestion to the contrary is, itself, counterrevolutionary thought.