"Who Writes This Stuff??

Jesus Christ. Althouse, asking the important questions. Here's the this stuff in question:

"This trailblazing slate of nominees draws from the very best and brightest minds of the American legal profession. Each is deeply qualified and prepared to deliver justice faithfully under our Constitution and impartially to the American people — and together they represent the broad diversity of background, experience, and perspective that makes our nation strong."

Facepalmerific, that.