But Since We're Playing That Game: Did Biden Get Into A Quasi-Fight With A Secret Service Agent After Groping His GF?

Because that's what anonymous sources say!

   It's a matter of record that he would walk around the house and swim nekkid in front of USSS agents, including female ones. One of the latter filed an HR complaint about it. (Apparently the warning for a naked Biden on the prowl was "cobra cobra cobra!".)

   It's also alleged that he was all over every woman and female teenager at every opportunity, and the USSS was constantly having to "run interference." 

   Your move, Resistance.