TDS Telethon, Nuit Deux

Schumer:

We will at last reform our immigration system so that immigrants yearning to breathe free can finally become American citizens????

Um...since when couldn't they?

So I guess he's talking about amnesty for illegals, then?

Jackass.

Some Kennedy or other:

We need to end climate change and systemic racism.

Whelp, I've got some good news for you on both fronts...

First Kennedy:

"Joe" will always put America's interest first

...buuuut….Trump's a fascist for saying he'll do that...yes?

Jimmy Carter...man, I really love Jimmy. And that's all I've got to say about that.

The Big Dog

Ok, following Scott Adams: Name three significant things about which Trump didn't accept the opinion of his task force.

And there is exactly no way whatsoever to blame Trump for the unemployment spike.

Right, right...Biden is conscientious and hard-working...but...

First: no he isn't--not by the accounting of people in the Obama admin, anyway.

Second: (again following Adams) I don't care. Talk about results and policies, not character.

Even if Biden were hard-working and conscientious, that's very different than getting results.

Man, Clinton sure is full of shit, eh?

Perez:

Ick. Slimy bullshitter.

Ok.

That's enough for me.

Have the Dems always been this awful?

Oh, wait--diversity! Everybody drink!...

AOC...she's a mess...but she's super cute...

...systemic! Drink!

Matt Taibi: The TDS Telethon drinking game.

Ok, that's all of this BS I can take.