The Smithsonian Beclowns Itself: THE HORROR OF WHITENESS Edition

My theory is that this is one of those things about America that was slapped together by some guy in Japan who doesn't really speak Engrish and has never been to the U.S. His company just decided to do some America stuff--like print up t-shirts that say 'Clamato!' and 'As You See, I Am Sauce' and whatnot. Our dude somehow got the reputation of knowing some Engrish, and he decided not to correct people. Then he couldn't turn down the job of making up this chart. 

   Anyway: imagine the Smithsonian making up an analogous chart about black people... Progressives would go into such hysterics that it would make The Purge look like Our Town: