You're Not Mad At The Airlines...

...You're mad at America...
...You're not mad at America...
...You're mad at Western civilization...
...You're not mad at Western civilization...
...You're mad at humanity....
...You're not mad at humanity...
...You're mad at the human condition...
...You're not mad at the human condition...
...You're mad at the universe...

...me, though...I'm just mad at the airlines.
I don't know what the f*ck you-all are on about.

Also: don't tell me what I'm mad at.