Oh, What A Tangled Web We Weave...

Maybe Trump was wiretapped...y'know...with the dishwasher or whatev...no, wait!...
...He never said 'wiretapped'! He said ' "wiretapped" '!  The scare quotes mean that...he...meant...that...somebody (not saying who)...watched...somebody (not saying who)...in...some way or other (not saying how).  See? Ha ha! You have once against made the mistake of taking Trump literally but not seriously!
Trump is the bullshittiests bullshitter I think I've ever seen.