Grover Norquist as Petulant Teenager

Wow.

Possible Obama responses:

I know you are, what am I?

Your mom is

Or how about:

We've had a lot of elections and Grover Norquist has never even been on the ballot...so maybe he should STFU and let the grown-ups figure this out...

My take on Norquist is that he's a just a flat-out bad dude. When he's interviewed, he seems to be barely controlling serious rage directed at everyone who disagrees with him. He's done a hell of a lot of damage to this country, and I'll relish watching his head explode as his cancerous project falls apart around him.