Ding Dongs Put Faith In Zingers

Oh fer the lova...

Even ignoring the apparently non-ironic use of the geriatric locution "zinger," this is some weak-ass shit, Mitt.

So you're going to win the presidency by winning a debate by getting off some hi-larious "zingers," eh?

Good f*cking luck with that, dipshit. You think that's going to get you Ohio? Because, to be totally honest with you, Mittens old bean...I really don't.

So in the last two days, I've heard both of the following things:

1. Mittens' advisors are "giddy" because they think that they can spin the embassy attacks into a landslide victory.

2. Mittens's advisors think they can win the debates with "zingers."

F*ck yeah, Mitt!

Do me a favor--whatever you do, keep those advisors and do everything they tell you to do.

The only thing I can figure is, James Carville got himself a Stuart Stevens costume and is winning this thing for us from the inside.