Perversapedia: Conservapedia on Bestiality

LOL

First off: Wow. Twelve sub-entries on bestiality. That's a lot of entries for a website that has only stubs on C. S. Peirce, Plotinus and Wittgenstein... Quite a bit of interest in bestiality at Conservapedia...

And check out the titles of the first three entries:

Atheism and Bestiality
Evolutionary Belief and Bestiality
Liberalism and Bestiality

LOOOOOOOL

Oh, man. You really just couldn't make this shit up.

But the very best part has to be that the entry begins: "The unbiblical act..." Now that's how you want your encyclopedia entries to look alright...

And permit me to regale you with an entire section from "Washington State and Bestiality":

Data on the no-religion population of Washington plus political makeup:

According to the CUNY 2000 religious survey, Washington was declared to have the second highest per capita number of people in the United States who answered "no religion" on a survey. 27% of the Washington state population declared they had "no religion". In addition, in 2007 the pro-evolution magazine the Scientific American said that Washington state did a "satisfactory/good" job of teaching evolution (see: Evolutionary belief and bestiality) 

See also: Atheism and bestiality 

A 2011 study reported by CNN indicated that Washington state was a politically liberal state (see: Liberalism and bestiality)

Fer chrissake. How are we supposed to run a respectable democracy when less than 100% of our citizens laugh out loud at stuff like this?