Romney Team Issues Warning About The Mongol Horde

Washington, DC

Romney foreign policy advisor Rich Williamson speaking at the Brookings Institution warned that President Obama is not doing enough to protect the United States against the Mongol Horde.

"Listen," Williamson said, "these guys are no joke. They are a real threat to the U.S. I find it very puzzling that President Obama refuses to protect us in the way that the baby Jesus and the Founding Fathers intended."

Williamson also warned of threats from Xerxes, Napoleon, and "injuns."