Our First Black President--Ronald Reagan
As you know, Ronaldus Magnus possessed all virtues to the maximal degree. He defeated comminis'm--both abroad, in the form of the USSR and at home, in the form of the Democratic party--cleaned out the Augean stables, slew the Nemean lion...all that stuff.
But, as it turns out, he was also our first black president!
So says Michael Reagan, anyway, at...and where else?...Fox "News."
Technically MR says that he won't be making the claim that RWR was the first black president...but he could. Which is a way of saying that it's true without having to defend it.
Things are really, really loony over t' th' fever swamps these days...
As you know, Ronaldus Magnus possessed all virtues to the maximal degree. He defeated comminis'm--both abroad, in the form of the USSR and at home, in the form of the Democratic party--cleaned out the Augean stables, slew the Nemean lion...all that stuff.
But, as it turns out, he was also our first black president!
So says Michael Reagan, anyway, at...and where else?...Fox "News."
Technically MR says that he won't be making the claim that RWR was the first black president...but he could. Which is a way of saying that it's true without having to defend it.
Things are really, really loony over t' th' fever swamps these days...
posted by Winston Smith at
3:58 PM
1 Comments:
You know, linking to Fox News is Like playing that game where you trick your friend into looking at your fingers in the shape of a circle so that you can punch him.
It is not nice.
Did you know black people are having a hard time finding work in this economic recession? Did you ALSO know that a black person is president? DID YOU ALSO know that one time a white person was president during a period of economic stability and black people had an easier time finding work?
My, that case just makes itself, don't it?
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