Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Predictions About Hinderaker's Next Post

Obama has already started more wars before taking office than Bush has started in his whole Presidency!

Bush is actually extremely intelligent, and that is why he seems so f*cking stupid!!

Bush is actually a far better and more inspiring speaker than Obama is, but he is, in fact, so good that the minds of mere mortals cannot appreciate his rhetorical prowess!!! (Er, except for wingnuts...who are...all...um...superintelligent!)

Bush is actually blacker than Obama is! He is really the first black President!!!!

Obama has already used up his two terms!!11!

It was Bush who was just elected!!!!!!!!!! Obama is the one on the way out!!!!!!!!! IT WAS OBAMA THAT DID ALL THAT STUFF LIKE IRAQ AND THE DEFICIT AND SHREDDING THE CONSTITUTION!!!!!!!!111!!11!!!!!1


My God. Everyone thought that Hinderaker had plumbed the farthest depths of idiocy with his infamous "misunderstood genius" post.

But he seems to be pushing farther into unexplored territory...a whole new realm of stupidity beyond the ordinary...a realm of hyperstupidity if you will.

Surely even the most ardent wingnuts can't swallow this, though. It could be a sign of an on-going anti-Obama strategy, but it usually takes at least a grain of truth to sustain a strategy of this kind, so it seems unlikely. It's probably not aimed at any real end at all, it's just like some kind of tantrum. Having backed the worst President ever, a man of demonstrable stupidity, Hinderaker is doing the bloggy equivallent of stomping his feet and yelling "No! BUSH is the smart one! OBAMA is the dummy!!! (holds breath)"

John Hinderaker, ladies and gentleman!

The stupidest man on the internets...

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