Joementum vs. Johnertia

Oh, man, this convention is a snoozer. Even all that joementum couldn't overcome all the johnertia. The Palin stuff has the talking heads in a tizzy, but the speakers themselves are unutterable bores.

Lots of whining about the media and so forth--jeez, for people who fancy themselves tough and self-reliant, they sure spend a lot of time puling about the officiating.

Romney is probably the tooliest tool I've ever seen in my life.

Huckabee seems to me like he might not be a thoroughly despicable human being, but that was maybe the most boring speech yet, and lord knows that's sayin' somethin'.