Nancy Pelosi: One of the Few People Who Could Make Me Into a Republican

Is it just me?

I mean, if you know you're a bad speaker, and you know that the fate of the election may hinge on what happens at the convention, and if you know that the first prime-time speech of the first night will help set the tone for the convention...and if you know that America's future largely depends on what happens at this convention...

...don't you think you'd let somebody else give the speech?

Well, don't you????

Seriously...the best she could come up with was "Barack Obama is right...and John McCain is wrong?" Jebus!

At least it was short. Thank the gods for small favors.

[Oh, and don't forget: "John McCain has experience...OF BEING WRONG!"

Why not: "John McCain has experience...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"?

Cripes.]