North Korean Sparkler Test Meant to Provoke U.S.
Pyongyang, North Korea 7/4/06
On American Independence Day, in a move intended to provoke the United States, North Korea today attempted to ignite their new Type-o'dud-2 sparkler. The nine-inch long piece of wire covered with a pyrotechnic coating was disigned by top North Korean engineers and represents the apogee of that country's technology. The Type-o'dud-2 was supposed to ignite, creating a shower of sparks 4-5" across and visible from several hundred feet away on a clear night. Instead, the sparkler fizzled briefly and then melted.
North Korean president Kim Jong-Il ran around in circles making sounds like an emu upon hearing the news.
Seriously, guys. That weak shit barely counts as fireworks over here.
Pyongyang, North Korea 7/4/06
On American Independence Day, in a move intended to provoke the United States, North Korea today attempted to ignite their new Type-o'dud-2 sparkler. The nine-inch long piece of wire covered with a pyrotechnic coating was disigned by top North Korean engineers and represents the apogee of that country's technology. The Type-o'dud-2 was supposed to ignite, creating a shower of sparks 4-5" across and visible from several hundred feet away on a clear night. Instead, the sparkler fizzled briefly and then melted.
North Korean president Kim Jong-Il ran around in circles making sounds like an emu upon hearing the news.
Seriously, guys. That weak shit barely counts as fireworks over here.
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