Do Not... (Episode XVIII)
Do not get really high on mushrooms and paint your toenails red. Those two things might, individually, seem like good ideas, but they do not work well together. It will look like you got your feet stuck in the garbage disposal.
To review:
If you take mushrooms, then don't paint your toenails
If you elect to paint your toenails, do not do so while on mushrooms.
That is all.
Do not get really high on mushrooms and paint your toenails red. Those two things might, individually, seem like good ideas, but they do not work well together. It will look like you got your feet stuck in the garbage disposal.
To review:
If you take mushrooms, then don't paint your toenails
If you elect to paint your toenails, do not do so while on mushrooms.
That is all.
posted by Winston Smith at
10:00 AM
3 Comments:
Just as long as you didn't actually get your feet caught in a garbage disposal!
I bet the smell of acetone on
'shrooms was quite an experience.
Don't eat prunes while you post, either. You are what you eat.
(As a headhunter, my personal experience sez that there are quite a few interesting people who would pay a large sum of money to meet you and your feet right now. Not pimping, mind you, just alerting you as a friend to the economic possibilities...)
You're always lookin' out for me...
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