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Deck-Chair-on-the-Titanic-Related Re-Arrangement Activities

You know, aside from being a depressingly, pathetically, tragically comic weasle phrase, "Weapons of Mass Destruction-Related Program Activities" barely makes any sense and probably isn't exactly what the Weasle-In-Chief really meant... He probably meant "Weapons-of-Mass-Destruction-Program-Related Activities." To be a WMDRPA is to be a "program activity" (whatever the Hell that is) related to weapons of mass destruction. What he seems to be trying to lie about, however, is not WMDRPAs, but WMDPRAs, i.e. activities related to weapons of mass destruction programs.

I just want to make sure that all the deck chairs are efficiently arranged as the ship of state sinks slowly into the murky depths of demagogic deception...