Sunday, August 27, 2006

Apocalypse Soon

So, according to one Yisrayl Hawkins (um, why not Hawkyns?), we fall down go 'BOOM' on 9/12/06. It's nu-ku-lar war! Which , as I understand it, is very much like nuclear war, hence something devoutly to be avoided.

Whew! Still time for that 5-year anniversary of 9/11 we've all been looking forward to.

Watch this remix of some of YH's greatest hits.

DO IT! Philosoraptor commands you! Be my minions! Yisrayl (Ray to his friends...and to fellow prophets and suchlike) has minions...why not me? There's a decided minion gap between me and Ray, and we've got to close it. If I don't get some freakin' toadies, lackies and/or lickspittles soon, there's gonna be trouble. Why, I may have to nuke him myself...

Why make fun of the extremely stupid? (And/or the astonishingly gullible? Which is quite similar.) Oh, heck. 'Cause the culpably gullible just...well, they just have it coming. I dunno.

Actually I really do feel sorry for 'em.

So, save the date: 12/13/06: it'll be time to party like it's...well, that date you already know...


Blogger Tom Van Dyke said...

I think I could be a minion. What are the hours?

8:58 PM  
Blogger Winston Smith said...

Get me a donut!

6:08 PM  
Blogger Tom Van Dyke said...

Sorry, I'm on break. They don't make minions like they used to.

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about that notorious liberal academic bias of yours? Shouldn't your students be your minions? Or is their job performance unsatisfactory? Maybe you just slept through too many Indoctrination 101 classes in grad school.

8:50 PM  

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