Thursday, February 10, 2005

Top Ten Reasons to Matriculate at Dook

10. When at the University of Phoenix, there was no one to admire your new Lexus SUV.

9. Knock-off Princetonian architecture makes it easy to pretend you got into an Ivy League


8. Only six hours from New Jersey, so trips home are easy.

7. That cool ESP lab is, like, so cool and, like, scientific.

6. Easy to hobnob with other scions of the plutocracy.

5. Best library in the South located only 8 miles away.

4. No assault committed against prone opponents in over ten years!

3. Retirement of Dean Smith.

2. Daddy’s $40k/year guarantees you all ‘A’s and ‘B’s.

1. No more failing to fit in because you are an obnoxious rich kid.


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Blogger Winston Smith said...

"archangel" is a comment spammer. May he rot in hell--and I say that in all seriousness.

If ya'll see any more of that crap around here, lemme know.

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