Carolina/Dook

Expect ye not any postings this eve, for will I be preparing myself for the impending--indeed, even imminent--showdown between good and eeee-vil--surely an event of world-historical proportions...

Surely if the universe is just, even to a modest degree, the rich spoiled yankees from the University of New Jersey at Durham (UNJ-D) will be thrashed, and goodness and truth will prevail. Verily, verily. Forsooth, forsooth...

Goeth, ye Heels of Tar!