Friday, May 22, 2026

Dems Release 2024 "Autopsy"

Ok, here's my prediction about what's in it:
  • We didn't go woke enough
  • We didn't go socialist enough
  • The Republicans are big meanies and we are good and principled
  • We didn't get our message out
  • Evil Svengali-like YouTube "influencer" guys like Andrew Tate and Hitler mesmerized youmg men
  • Trump lies and we virtuously tell the truth
  • SEXISM
  • RACISM
  • TEH HOMISECKZISM
  • TRANSISM
  • HATE HATE HATE
  • America just not ready for a black female-identifying Prez
  • MERIKKKA STOOPID
  • WITE SUPREMAZY
  • Deplorables
  • Bitter clingers
  • Garbage peoplez
Both parties do some version of this bullshit when they lose. "We didn't get our message out" is probably the most frequently-occurring bit of bullshit. It means you don't have to admit that any of your policy positions are bad, and also constitutes a preliminary plea for more $$$ next time.

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