How to Help Out ICE

I looked into working for ICE.

Not gonna work, for several reasons, including:

(a) Looks like I'm too old.

(Now...I'm in better shape than a lot of ICE agents I've seen in the videos...but...whatevs).

(b) It'd be a big pay cut.

Which no can do.

Anyway.

So how can people who care about the nation, but can't go to work as an ICE agent, help out?

Two ideas, the first of which I'm already doing:

[i] Get one of the (many) ICE alert apps and send out false alerts.

That I'm already doing.

But here's something ICE would need to organize:

[ii] Decoy ICE units.

In places with a lot of ICE activity, local lefties are organizing into mobs that track and follow ICE units, blowing whistles and shrieking in order to warn the murderers, rapists and ped0s that they are in danger of being arrested and deported. The moonbat mobs also assault agents in whatever ways they think they can get away with (throwing chunks of ice, bottles, rocks, etc. at them).

Now.

I think ICE ought to get a bunch of people like me to work as decoy units. We'd get out there first in places rife with leftards--e.g. Minneapolis--and draw the shrieking packs of moonbats to us so that it's easier for the real ICE units to operate freely.

Hell, I'd do that for free, man.

The delicious tears of the moonbats would be payment enough.