Israel, Hamas Agre to Phase 1 of Trump Peace Plan, Hamas Agrees to Release Hostages

Reddit and Bluesky on suicide watch.

All good news...though of course Hamas is capable of anything, so it's hardly a done deal.

Most amazing, perhaps, is that this was pulled off by Literally Hitler...

Sidebar:

If this comes off, will Trump get the Peace Prize? I dunno... 50/50? Of course, on the one hand, he'd richly deserve it. But, on the other hand: Orange Man bad.

So you can see the committee's dilemma.

I mean, bringing peace to the Middle East can't really compare to Obama's accomplishments of...being in office for six months...

But, hey, it's something...